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What's not in my bag

While enjoying pictures from the Flickr “What’s In My Bag” pool (a lovely way to peek into other lives and cultures) I realized that there are many things I don’t carry in my increasingly heavy purse.

Smokes and lighter
Makeup
Camera
Water bottle
Gum
Umbrella
Moisturizer
Hairbrush
Mirror

Almost enough to fill an opposite-me purse!

Blurbism

The difference between the blurbs and the blurb words in context for the book Jack Tumor.

Blurb:
“Lots of laughs.” —Kirkus Reviews
Context:
“Lots of laughs but little else.”

Blurb:
“The love-hate relationship between Hector and his alter ego is engaging.” —School Library Journal
Context:
“The love-hate relationship between Hector and his alter ego is engaging. But, the abundant penis jokes, sex gags, farting, and use of the f-word and other profanities are over-the-top. One tires of distended testicles, pubic lice, anal probes. The message that brain cancer need not mean the end of one’s life and can actually help a teenager stop worrying about his peers is a good one. Too bad the message, Hector’s insightful humor, and his love-hate relationship with Jack are buried in so much vulgarity.”

Blurb:
“McGowan injects plenty of humor.” —Publishers Weekly
Context:
“Though the story can ramble painfully, McGowan injects plenty of humor, phallic references and British slang into this edgy coming-of-age tale.”

And the tea just goes everywhere

“Upturning the tea table” is a phrase used by developers at Nintendo to refer to a sudden and dramatic change of direction suggested at the latter stages of the development process

From an article (part one of five) on the Nintendo Personal Trainer: Walking game.

Metaphysical Spam

“With Social Security Search you can uncover anything in their past that they are not divulging.”

Brad: Kate, we have to talk.
Kate: What?
Brad: There’s… there’s something I need to know. Well, something I already know.
Kate: Brad, you sound so serious! What is it?
Brad: The report I got back, the report on your social security number. It said that you didn’t really like my mother’s cooking when we visited last Christmas. You said you loved her green bean casserole! How could you just… lie like that?