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Some stories raise more questions than they answer

Take this piece about the Pope’s flu, for example. It makes me wonder at least a couple things not addressed: Is the Vatican flu as bad as the Kremlin flu (or was that the Kremlin cold, and that’s why the Vatican emphasized that this is the flu and not a cold)? Why wouldn’t an 84-year-old guy get a flu shot (and related questions about whether flu shots work, or if JP2 is a closet Christian Scientist)? What up with that?
Update: now he’s been hospitalized. Not to get too far ahead of myself, but I wonder if they’ll go with the smoke grenades like last time, or if there will be some new white smoke/black smoke technology developed in the last 25 years.

"because we couldn't believe what we were seeing"

Just another "Good Baptist couple gets porno labelled as The Pajama Game" story? Maybe. My favorite part, though, is "’My wife and I were very shocked but we watched it until the end because we couldn’t believe what we were seeing.’" So, what, they were expecting maybe the topless Italian woman was the accompanying short? Or maybe they couldn’t be sure exactly how shocked they were? After all, "’The film became progressively more graphic,’" so I guess they really did have to watch to the end to find their true level of shockedness.
I guess this demonstrates that there really are some people out there who can’t figure out how to turn off the tv when it presents them with something they (feel obligated to claim they) don’t want to watch. Pathetic, really.