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Press 0 for aggravation

Lifehacker publishes tips on how to get our of voicemail hell (and phone menu hell) by pressing keys that will get you a human operator. I merely add the request that you make sure that you don’t already have the human operator you crave, since pressing buttons in her ear isn’t the way to super-friendly service. Just saying. Though it is interesting to see how many times you have to yell “Hello? Yes???” until they knock it off.

So appropriate after the best of '07

A giant plastic bust of Lenin was found in Antarctica. Which reminds me that I must see if I can find out more about the Lenin medallions on the moon.

Later: Correction! Only some of them had Lenin on. They seem to be called “pennants” since they have a trailing ribbony thing, but they look a lot like explodey metal soccer balls. And having just seen two strange re-cuttings of a USSR SF film about landing on Venus, I am less surprised to see that the pennants made it to Venus, too.

Best of 2007 Reading

Here are my five-star reads from 2007: You can see some of my reading jags in here, with lots of communism and Warren Ellis. Not a lot of super-great teen reading, though.

The Cold War: a new history by John Lewis Gaddis
1984, Orwell
Koba the Dread: Laughter and the Twenty Million, Martin Amis
The secret world of American communism, Harvey Klehr, John Earl Haynes, and Fridrikh Igorevich Firsov
Nextwave, agents of H.A.T.E. Vol. 1, This is what they want, Warren Ellis
Crooked Little Vein, Warren Ellis
Fell. Volume 1, Feral city, written by Warren Ellis, illustrated by Ben Templesmith
The campfire collection: thrilling, chilling tales of alien encounters, edited by Gina Hyams

Teen reading
Un Lun Dun, China Mieville
The absolutely true diary of a part-time Indian, by Sherman Alexie ; art by Ellen Forney
The wall: growing up behind the Iron Curtain / Peter Sís (Y)
Again Sís does a fantastic job combining a great story with great illustrations. I really liked it. Five stars.

Horseradish : bitter truths you can’t avoid / Lemony Snicket (Y)
I got a recommendation from a pal, but was let down by the fact that, while amusing, it seems like a Jack Handey retread. Two stars.

Monkey portraits / photographs by Jill Greenberg (Y)
Fun to make your face recognition fight to interpret monkey faces. Great portraits. Four stars.

I’d tell you I love you, but then I’d have to kill you / Ally Carter (Y)
At first thought it was just a (well paced) teen spy school book, but developed much more as the book went on. Well done. Three stars.

But what kind?

My favorite part of the Oscars is watching the Cavalcade of Death, the tribute to the artists who died the previous year. The New York Times has their own cavalcade (but pictures for only 27 of them, including a very upsetting one of Marcel Marceau out of makeup). So far, my favorite is:

“Joseph E. Gallo, 87, winemaker who turned to cheese.”

What a tragic way to die!