Author Archives: Craig

Soon I Will Be Invincible Review

Soon I Will Be Invincible, Grossman. Yes. I expect I’m not familiar enough with the field to have noticed everything Grossman did here, but it was clearly a labor of love, and I did catch a few things here and there. I saw the seams only a couple times, as Grossman really did a remarkable job of sustaining good writing with what is fundamentally a stunt premise.

Mmm…meat

Outside the Ipanema Grill in Manhattan, we saw a sign reading “[n] kinds of meat”. I think n was eight or ten. Here’s what we could reconstruct of the several sword-borne meat options they brought by:

  • Sausage
  • Bacon-wrapped Turkey
  • Chicken
  • Beef ribs
  • Pork ribs
  • Pork loin
  • Roast beef
  • Skirt steak

We think maybe there were some other beef loin things. All in all, a carnivore’s yum-fest.

Why, yes, I do know because!

I’m so glad I don’t have to deal directly with these people:

We found big differences in transactions registered …. [Your] platform report about 103,105 [items], while [our] platform indicates that deliver [items] about 112,547. As indeed we have a difference of 9,445 [items] in favors of [us]. You know because this difference is so great?

(the answer is, of course, that we’re counting [items] differently; fortunately, the people who ask me understand the answers I give them)

Crow Lake Review

Crow Lake, Lawson. No. The writing was perfectly adequate, but the structure of Lawson’s debut novel killed it for me. More specifically, the relentless, detailed, brutal foreshadowing killed it for me. It reminded me of nothing so much as watching a “non-fiction” tv show: “coming up after the break, you’ll meet three new contestants, one of whom wears a leg brace!” Probably because there are characters named Bo and Luke, I gave the foreshadower a Dukes of Hazzard drawl: “Now don’t y’all think that there porkypine’s goin’ t’ give our boys some trouble on down the road?” Lawson settled down toward the middle (having foreshadowed everything, she at least had the decency to tell the story), but then the story itself didn’t merit the elaborate scaffolding she had put around it. If your point is that people are complicated, I need the trip to be substantially more rewarding. This trip is scenic, but ultimately unsatisfying, and the destination is well-trafficked.

The Club Dumas Review

The Club Dumas; Perez-Reverte, tr. Soto. Yes. Translated from Spanish, rather than my more usual French; I imagined sometimes I could tell the difference. Occasionally a bit overwrought, as though it can’t decide whether to be hard-boiled or romantic, but overall lively and engaging.

Lavinia Review

Lavinia, Le Guin. Yes. Yet another story you should know told from a non-traditional point of view; this one has a slightly different texture that was a little too on-the-nose for me at the beginning, but I was not put off too much or too often.

Ithaka Review

Ithaka, Geras. Yes. If you’re keen to learn about the classics without the bother of reading them add this one to your list. I didn’t love it so much that I immediately put a hold on Troy, but I may give it a look one of these days.

The Intuitionist Review

The Intuitionist, Whitehead. No. I wanted very much to like this book, and I did finish it, but it was disappointing throughout. I’m sure my mood wasn’t helped by the fact that apparently random words and passages were circled, underlined, or indicated with marginal notations. It most assuredly didn’t help that Whitehead used “latter” when “last” was called for, and “capitol” for “capital”. Ultimately, though, the book’s downfall was that it was patently speculative fiction (straight science fiction, really—dynamo-punk, perhaps) written by a non-sf writer. Who else would take an interesting speculation and not think about how many other things would change in a world where things had turned out that way?