It’s not every day that I get access to a list of prohibited words, but it occurs to me on reading the one in front of me that you can probably learn a lot about an outfit by what words are prohibited. For one, a section of the document specifically mentions (and I’m quoting directly here, not editing) “f-word, s-word and n-word” (can you spot the missing biggie? And I’m not talking about “crap”), but also refers to an appendix that lists those three (with a number of spelling variants) and quite a variety of others. For another, enforcement of the list would prohibit me from saying “I was there when the swallows returned to Capistrano,” or “My nephew graduated cum laude,” but not “Her shapely vulva excited me.”