I’ve been getting librarian spam for a while (buy my poorly-written self-published book that has been reviewed by no-one!), but this one is even better (extra spaces removed):

Dear fellow-servant of the blind,

This is to inform you of [web address]’s newest music course “Intro to the Harmonica for the Visually Impaired.” This course is one among over a dozen others that are taught in an all-audio format and that are specifically designed for those who are blind or who have visual impairments. These courses DO NOT require any Braille skills so they are quick and easy to use.

To find out more about complete courses and song-based lessons for piano, guitar, violin, flute and others go to:

[web address]

Thanks and blessings!

[name]
[email address]