A small girl, attempting the “guess the character contest” at the library:
“Is it Green Eggs and Ham?”
me: “Yes! What is the name of the character?”
her: “I don’t remember, I read it when I was 6.”
me: “Do you remember how the book goes?”
her: “I do not like it on a train, I do not like it on a boat…”
me: “The part with the name?”
her: “…”
me: “I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them….”
her: “…”
me: “Rhymes with ham.”
her: “Sam!!!!”

(runner up title: “Pam I Am”)