For no real reason that I can figure, I really enjoyed these titles:
Monterey Gourmet Foods Issues a Voluntary Recall of Mislabeled CIBO Naturals “Portabella Mushroom Ravioli” Due to Undeclared Lobster Meat, a press release from the FDA and

Please Don’t Let my Child’s Behavior Disturb You, a wallet card available from an autism support group.