When science should mind its own damned business

In the "things nobody asked about" department, Dr Alan Cohen, "a part-time tutor at Cardiff University," has revealed why this Monday will be the most depressing day of the year. I think he misunderstood the chorus of that Boomtown Rats song; I, at least, didn’t really want to know why I don’t like Mondays.
Then again, since the collective does not embrace the new year’s resolution, it’s mostly the weather and those fiendish "General motivational levels" we have to worry about.