Would more entertaining names for medications make them more effective?
These are some great names from A Manual of Chinese Herbal Medicine: Principles and Practice for Easy Reference by Warner J-W. Fan, M.D.

Eight-Right Powder for Rectification
Ten-Jujube Decoction
Ten-Fragrant Analgesic Pill
Three-Fresh Drink
Three-Skin Pulse-Restoring Decoction
Major Settling Pill
Major Wind-Calming Pill
Major Green Dragon Decoction
Infant Spleen-Regulating Decoction
Five-Ingredient Poison-Eliminating Drink
Six-to-One Powder
Yang-Raising Stomach-Benefiting Decoction
Divine Ruler Heart-Restoring Pill
Modified Five-Ingredient Unusually Effective Powder
Right Return Drink
Maiden’s Fry
Jade Windscreen Powder
Sweet-Cold Upper Clearing Prescription
Urine-Bile Unblocking Decoction
Mutually Sedating Pill
Greatest Treasure Special Precious Pill
Cold Wheeze Pill
Cinnabar Wonder Powder
Infant-Fattening Pill
Encampment-Clearing Decoction
Pain and Wind Pill