I got me some Sanatogen Tonic Wine from a little grocery in Jamaica, and have thus stumbled upon the illustrious history of Tonic Wines. Check out the recipe for iron wine! And Sanatogen? Unless my bottle went bad (not impossible given the state of the grocery I bought it in), the stuff is pretty awful, so it must be good for you, right?

And can I have a shout-out to the grand British tradition of Christmas miscellanies? Also, a terribly entertaining story about appendicitis.