The chief of the prostate research center of the Russian Academy of Natural Sciences wants Russia to be a civilized country with a view on the future and with correct views on erotica.
Naturally, then, he opens a museum whose marquee exhibit is Rasputin’s penis. "Having this exhibit, we can stop envying America, where Napoleon Bonaparte’s penis is now kept. … it cannot stand comparison to our organ of 30 centimeters." Yes, that’s right: the whole cold war was about penis envy.
Update: others have previously claimed to possess the organ in question (or at least bits thereof), so one might need substantial provenance before taking the exhibit at face value.