Um, ew?

From the description of the book Transcendent Sex: When Lovemaking Opens the Veil:
“A spiritual approach to human sexuality looks at the power of sex to bring readers to the highest spiritual states described in various world religions, detailing lovers who have experienced possession, channeling supernatural entities, visions, past lives, paranormal abilities, shapeshifting, nirvana, and more.”

I’m pretty sure those are among the last things I need. All I really need is someone to bring me to a sandwich after.