I heard a rumor in my misspent youth that the major tobacco companies had registered trademarks such as “Acapulco Gold” and “Maui Wowie” in anticipation of the legalization of pot. For some reason, I recently remembered that rumor, and figured the gummint is sufficiently technologically advanced that I could find out, and indeed they are. The reefer vendors would have to fight with Classic Marketing over Acapulco Gold (registered as a tequila brand), and some enterprising dude who doesn’t appear to be a major tobacco company has filed for Maui Wowie as a brand of smoking paraphernalia.